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| Posted on 6/24/08 at 12:15 PM | |
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how a marriage works A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. Th e husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the t= own and party with his old buddies . So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'= 'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a = beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25= different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , = Holland , Japan , India ,etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing th= at he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you= know...they have frozen glasses...' He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife in= terrupted himby saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen th= at she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll= , but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that a re really delicio= us... I won't belong, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?' You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the ove= n and tookout 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs= in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. 'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's s= wearing, dirty words and all that...' 'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer = in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your mother f***ing snacks, because you are Married n= ow, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asswhole?' .........and, they lived happily ever after. Now, isn't that a sweet story?! | |
  
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